No Sock Is Safe T-Shirt | Funny Dog Lover Tee

The clean ones. The worn ones. The ones that were clearly set aside. The ones in the drawer that was supposed to be closed. No sock is beyond reach, no sock is beyond consideration, and no sock has ever looked at this dog and thought: I'm probably fine. This tee is for their devoted owners.

• Warning-label No Sock Is Safe graphic for devoted dog owners who have given up protecting their footwear collection
• Premium soft cotton for the dog parent who buys socks in multipacks and considers it a fair cost of doing business
• Available in multiple colors for every dog household where socks are a managed resource
• Sizes S–4XL for every dog lover and experienced loser of matching pairs
• Makes a perfect funny gift for dog owners and anyone who has looked for a sock and known, with quiet certainty, exactly what happened to it

Sock located. Ownership transferred. No exceptions.