Halloween Great Dane T-Shirt

The Great Dane does not know they are large. The evidence for this is consistent and daily: the lap-sitting attempts, the underestimation of their own turning radius, the lean toward the smallest person in the room. The Great Dane is a dog of extraordinary size who has retained the specific self-perception of a small lap dog, and the combination produces something that their owners describe as impossible to resist. This tee is for their devoted owners.

• Magnificent Great Dane graphic for devoted Dane owners who know the world's largest lap dog is entirely sincere about every lap-sitting attempt they have ever made
• Premium soft cotton for the Great Dane parent whose dog's towering size, complete self-unawareness, and gentle devotion have made life considerably more interesting and considerably more furniture-conscious
• Available in multiple colors for every Great Dane household
• Sizes S–4XL for every Great Dane lover and giant breed enthusiast
• Makes a perfect gift for Great Dane owners and anyone whose enormous, gentle, lap-attempting, blissfully-unaware-of-their-own-size dog has turned every couch and chair into a shared project

Giant body. Lap dog heart. Pure Great Dane.