Professor Schnauzer T-Shirt | Schnauzer Dog Lover Tee

The eyebrows have seen things. The beard carries experience. And the expression—measured, considering, faintly judgmental in the most academic way—suggests that Professor Schnauzer has reviewed your decisions and will be providing feedback in office hours. This tee is for their devoted owners.

• Distinguished Professor Schnauzer graphic for devoted Schnauzer owners who live with the most professorial dog available
• Premium soft cotton for the Schnauzer parent whose dog's eyebrows alone carry more authority than most people they've met
• Available in multiple colors for every Schnauzer household
• Sizes S–4XL for every Schnauzer lover and terrier breed enthusiast
• Makes a perfect funny gift for Schnauzer owners, dog lovers, and anyone whose dog presides over the household with a gravitas that commands respect

Eyebrows: tenured. Beard: distinguished. Class dismissed.