My Walk My Rules T-Shirt | Funny Dog Lover Walkies Tee

The route is chosen. The pace is set. The stopping points are non-negotiable, and the duration of each one is also non-negotiable, and the direction is ultimately up to whoever has the better nose—which is not the human. This is not their walk. This tee is for the people who have come to accept that.

• Funny My Walk My Rules graphic for devoted dog owners who have long since surrendered control of the route
• Premium soft cotton for the dog parent who left the house thinking they were going somewhere and arrived somewhere entirely different
• Available in multiple colors for every dog household with a strong walk agenda
• Sizes S–4XL for every dog lover and veteran of the this-is-interesting-we're-stopping-here stop
• Makes a perfect funny gift for dog owners, walkers, and anyone whose walk plan has been repeatedly and completely overruled

Route adjusted. Schedule extended. Walk complete.